DOPE ASS EMCEE

In my formative years, Eminem dropped his greatest 3 albums, Dr. Dre dropped "2001," and Tony Hawk's Pro Skater was full of Public Enemy, Run DMC, A Tribe Called Quest, and Pete Rock & C.L. Smooth.

My best friend from these years is now a rapper moving up the ranks. 

I wound up in the creative department doing live raps face to face with clients and pitching a spoof song for nearly every project.

From my Ad School application up until singing Foreigner in the board room during my last pitch, I've garnered cheers and some real haters.

Per his lawyers, Vanilla Ice is so humiliated that he will "never eat spicy nuggets again in his life."